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A Touch of Humor


1. You start introducing yourself as "lord at pacbell dot net". 
2. Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 
3. You check your mail. It says NO NEW MESSAGES. So you check it again. 
4. Your phone bill is delivered in a box. 
5. You name you children Eudora, Mozilla, and Dotcom. 
6. All of your friends have an @ in their names. 
7. You tell the cab driver you live at http://123.elm.street/house/bluetrim.html 
8. You tell the kids they can't use the computer because their Daddy's got work to do (and you don't have a job). 
9. You get a tattoo that says. "This body best viewed with NETSCAPE 3.01". 
10. You never have to deal with busy signals because you never log off. 
11. You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet. 
12. You start tilting your head sideways whenever your smile :-) 
13. Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage, so you buy another computer and install another phone line so that the two of you can chat. 
14. As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the 'back' button. 
15. Your computer goes down, you haven't logged in for two hours. You start to tremble. You pick up the phone and dial your Internet access number. Your try to mimic computer noise in order to connect....... 
And You Succeed.!


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